What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.. except all the girls we met, they seem to want to follow us back to Australia.
Also our attempt to reinact the hangover movie and subsequent run in with the cops. This seems to be recorded by the 'cops reality show camera crew' and will be aired to millions of people around the world. Beric rambling on about lots of crap such as solo climbing the casino and requesting to be tazered should feature the episode.
We were in a prime spot to do a reinactment of the Hangover also, it turns out the condo we were staying in was only a few hundred meters from Mike Tysons house which is where they actually filmed a lot of the movie. We were pretty confident that we could climb his fence..
Below are a small few photos and details of Vegas, these are merely crumbs let me assure you.
The old shave your face in the carpark trick:
The hooters flee pit:
Climbing at 'Red Rocks' Rocked!!! (haha that was a play on words). SO did the all you can eat buffets!! This guy really loved them... we counted 11 trips he did to fill up his plate before we left one night. His poor wife and son were finished eating like an hour ago. We have never encountered an eating machine like this big rig. Best we've seen! and you don't get that lightly..
|Erica our lovely new couch host cranking it.|
|Nomad also cranking it|
|Beric out of the house using exercise to help get over the flu he got a few days ago. It didn't work.|
**** An important note, All HAIL KINGDOM THE DOMKING, our first American black friend:
http://www.thevegaslist.com/ This website kicks ass, its an excellent way to get an idea of what to see and do and really maximise your holiday time.
And another thing! I'll show you MULLET Andy Beric and your Cronie friends! This is just the beginning of course, I still have to trim the top and have at least 7 months more of growing to do..
MY SNACK PACKS!!!!! (Hail Costco)
Also, at the pool parties during the day its $5000 for a small table booth. Your seriously not allowed to sit down anywhere either. We weren't convinced that it was in the budget. Steve and Nomad are in the pool below, its like wheres wally, spot the monkeys..
Something to note. The Gambling Tallies so far:
- Chris Glastonbury (AKA Nomad) has spent a total of $1 and made $33
- Steve (AKA the Black Python) has spent a total of $1 and made $8
- Chris Beric (AKA Shovel) has spent a total of $1 and made $3.
We have all decided to quit while we are ahead. We aren´t really gamblers, except Nomad, we think they will ban him from all Casinos soon given his 3300% profit on the first night.
And another thing! You aint nobody unless you eat tin food in the car park like a bum, have a mullet and are dressed in a Joe dirt shirt with the sleeves cut off:
This kinda makes me sick (only joking):
The final crumb, Steve and I unleashed our pyromania childhood ways with a 4 hour drive into the desert to some dodgy firework stand. This video below sums it all up pretty well: